qu-ko:

if humans are 78% water

does that mean if i walk on a human i am 78% jesus

OMFG

equinexia:

icantholdallthisanime:

beardorado:

notallofmewilldie:

drearysortofdeary:

wonderboner:

pizzarash:

partyvan:

winchesterlicious:

I like to take my shirt off and cage-fight the object of my affection

…strangely accurate, actually

Okay. 

Well that was surprisingly accurate. XD

;D

I’m the beard guy

Oh god what.

Subtlety? What subtlety? I knock them out dressed in nothing but panties and bring them to my cave

No ambiguity there

scketchtoomblur:

I will always reblog this.

ashinan:

hitagashi:

No. Thor. Thor what. The noise I made at this can’t be considered as human.

I just. Words fail. Can’t even.

equinexia:

medusabitch:

I can’t decide what I like most about this video…

• the fact that the guy in blue gloves is casually dancing while still carrying on his work
• how every guy who walks through knows that they need to do that move that’s said in the song while still walking.
• how they all look bewildered as to what the Charlie Brown is. 
• and how into it the guy on the right is. BOOTY.

I’m sorry but that last point just stole the spotlight for me because

dick-flips:

squidloveful:

SEREN STOP IT

best.

larxenesomebody:

mjolkk:

oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug. 

i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat 

am i a bad person  

scorpioncutie:

Adsfsr son of Sdfgddgrl sat upon his throne Hhghhfgdh in the great golden hall of Yuggjhdgf.df45.,;’[-[lmdjfh;, 

tomlinsarse:

i’m about to cry

my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato

he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice

i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches

then he started to cry and ran off and yelled

they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!

i’m actually crying omg