if humans are 78% water
does that mean if i walk on a human i am 78% jesus
I like to take my shirt off and cage-fight the object of my affection
…strangely accurate, actually
Well that was surprisingly accurate. XD
I’m the beard guy
Oh god what.
Subtlety? What subtlety? I knock them out dressed in nothing but panties
and bring them to my cave
No ambiguity there
I will always reblog this.
No. Thor. Thor what. The noise I made at this can’t be considered as human.
I just. Words fail. Can’t even.
I can’t decide what I like most about this video…
- the fact that the guy in blue gloves is casually dancing while still carrying on his work
- how every guy who walks through knows that they need to do that move that’s said in the song while still walking.
- how they all look bewildered as to what the Charlie Brown is.
- and how into it the guy on the right is. BOOTY.
I’m sorry but that last point just stole the spotlight for me because
oh my god i’m at the grocery store and there is a guy in the frozen section who is tweaked off his balls on some kind hallucinatory drug.
i’m in the next isle meowing softly through the cereal boxes where he can’t see me and he is losing his shit pulling pizza boxes out of the freezers and yelling that he needs to save the popsicle cat
am i a bad person
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i’m about to cry
my brother told me that only today he found out that LGBT stood for les/gay/bi/trans instead of lettuce green bacon tomato
he looked at me and he had tears in his eyes and he said in the most horrified voice
i’ve been telling people i like LGBT sandwiches okay that means i’ve been having gay sandwiches
then he started to cry and ran off and yelled
they all think i’ve had gay threesomes!!!!!
i’m actually crying omg